It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blind men.

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“I have so many friends I couldn’t even count them on one hand—not even if I had…”

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”