It’s a real pleasure accepting an award—for someone else. Especially if they are my clone.

“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequi…”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”

“I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.”

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”