It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

“I put the “org” in organic. I also put it in orgasm and orgy.”

“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because…”

“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”