It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.

“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both…”