It’s been said that the urine of a person with diabetes is sweet, and I want to know which roadside lemonade stand prankster found that out.

“When he introduced himself as Dewey, I said, “It’s an honor to meet you Mr. Dec…”

“Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’…”

“Five sicks people in the hospital (56). I made each one a “Get well soon” card …”