It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the branches for dear summer.

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”

“For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon…”

“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try …”

“I want to live long enough to accomplish my life. Being me for a whole lifetime…”