It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”

“To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as…”

“I pitted two ditch diggers against each other, to see who could dig a pit the f…”

“US highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mo…”