It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s more than most people do.

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more …”

“I’ve been meaning to go shopping for boxing gloves, but I’ve been putting it of…”

“Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give …”