It’s hard to remain objective, When you’ve sat awake so long, That you have no depth perception

“Feelings don't go away, people do.”

“See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.”

“Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.”

“A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who be…”