It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny …”

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offe…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”

“The sun is a flower, and it burns my goddamn nostrils like the scent of love, w…”