It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

“You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”