It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

“If somebody wanted me dead, I’d try to convince them to wait 25 years, for tech…”

“I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said.
How do you kn—oh, do I s…”

“I mopped up my moped off the street, and drove home on the unicycle below my ha…”

“A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn sign…”