It’s not enough to be the best. You also have to be seen by the most. A masterpiece painting hanging in the storage unit of the artist who painted it is not art—it’s irrelevant. It’s also a tragedy.

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”

“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with shar…”

“If footballs were the size of acorns, they’d be easy to lose in the forest. Vir…”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the sec…”