It’s not if, but when I’ll if on you that matters. How does Tuesday at noon sound?

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics ar…”

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car ac…”