It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

“I did not approve of your action—I was merely congratulating myself. What you m…”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can…”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politic…”