It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always co…”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capi…”

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”