It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it.

“Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.”

“— ХОРАТА ИМАТ НУЖДА ОТ ФАНТАЗИИТЕ, ЗА ДА БЪДАТ ХОРА. ЗА ДА БЪДАТ СРЕДОТОЧИЕТО, …”

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

“Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundre…”