It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk, so I poured pool water on my Cheerios.

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”

“My clones will look like me, and therefore I’ll treat them like myself—starting…”

“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”