I've also been known to cry during MasterCard commercials.

“...isn't it worth taking a chance? I never thought so in the past, but i can ho…”

“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmo…”

“While I had no intention of hooking up with him, I still wanted him to want to …”

“I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen.”