I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.

“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smit…”

“My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body.”

“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it…”

“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorolog…”