I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility and blame.

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“Sometimes I pretend I'm from the 19th century. Then I drive around and say, Wow…”

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“Like a spy, I planted a bug. Like a farmer, I watched it grow into a politician…”