I’ve always wanted to make love to a triangle, but I’m always two angles short. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father,…”

“I got into a car accident. My car was so damaged it changed from white to a pur…”

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”