I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.

“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”