I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I …”

“I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before fore…”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”