I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.

“I’m hiding in plain sight. I’m right behind my clone.”

“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”