I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be O…”

“For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.”

“A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestruc…”