I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.

“If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.”

“Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give …”

“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the …”

“If I were a parent, I would feel like nudity should not be on the back of any m…”