I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”

“I’m going outside to get a breath of fresh air. Anybody got a cigarette I can h…”

“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s …”

“A brick could be used as bait for the vampire shark. Since nobody’s ever seen a…”