I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“I think we should change the amount of time in each day. Sunday thru Friday sho…”

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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