I’ve got lots of pictures of the four years I spent in collage.

“Love doesn’t just have arms to embrace you; it also has arms that attach to the…”

“I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, …”

“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board…”