I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?

“It may be bad for you, but government has no role in dictating our lives. Peopl…”

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“I want a house with a garage, so someone from the government won’t try to park …”

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”