I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.

“I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.
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“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”