I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.


“My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m dr…”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a n…”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”