I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.

“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”

“I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two m…”

“Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.”