I’ve had the paperwork sitting on my desk for the past nine months, waiting to be filled out and sent in. I feel like I’ve given birth to procrastination.

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”

“I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of con…”

“This is my logo for Steve”

“Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and w…”