I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itch. It’s like a red mosquito bite the size of Mars.

“I don’t like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he’ll …”

“Politics are like shoes. On one side you have the left, and on the other side y…”

“I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.”

“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable …”