I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up. I’ve never been to Paris.

“This financial crisis in Europe would have left Greece in Ruins, but it’s been …”

“Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet du…”