I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because suspicious people make better lovers, right?

“If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It…”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”