I've never sexually molested a gastropod.

“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they…”

“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well …”

“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hob…”

“As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday.”