I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rather than in Poland. Then I realize that Luther had to nail his 95 theses to the church door, and the Poles didn’t know how to operate a hammer.

“I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and but…”

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection…”

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that …”

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”