I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.

“She works in the corporate business center, and I work in a satellite location.…”

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on h…”

“The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fa…”

“Love is like a summer rainstorm in winter. Where I’m from that’s called romance…”