I've waited my whole life to sleep with you, Ellie Watt. I can't just pick you up from Safeway.

“This is me trying, Perry,” he said softly, the anger being drained of his face.…”

“Honestly kiddo? You’re beautiful. You use your weight as an excuse but you’re j…”

“Sir Swagger Douchington the Fuck”

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?”“Gimme the pho…”