I've won Satan's lottery.

“My name," said Mr. Fresh."Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up."I dress in…”

“Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.”

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. T…”

“The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexig…”