Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for a cup of tea.

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove non…”

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thin…”

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”