Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith.

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”

“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fir…”

“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.”