Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on her. Hell, I’ve already been put on hold for four hours. If she doesn’t come back in another three, I’m going to hang up and call right back.

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love i…”

“Falling through the atmosphere is not the same thing as flying down to earth. S…”