Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal. As proof, note some of the cleanest rap sheets in America belong to politicians.

“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportati…”

“I’m thirsting for fame. I’m so fucking thirsty. Somebody bring me a tall glass …”

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”