Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love for her melted and was no good to anyone but a chef.

“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”

“The idea of a belt holding my pants up seems so 20th century. Imagine a world w…”

“The answer is three, I said as I held up three fingers—my middle through my pin…”