Just so you know,” he mimics me, “I would chop that table up and use it for firewood before I would ever choose anything over you.

“Not my fault you're distractingly pretty.”

“Immoral people debating the existence of God is always a crowd pleaser.”

“His hands are miracles. I can watch them for hours, transforming wood into some…”

“Thats the irony of Josh and me, and it shames me every time I think about it. H…”