Keep your head, heels and standards
high.

“You were just supposed to be a one night stand but you poked my eye, and kissed…”

“I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.”

“You make my vagina all melty,--wait no!--You make my belly all melty. My vagina…”

“Do what makes you want to get out of bed every day. There’s no sense in doing s…”